Update for those interested: I’m heading to Seattle tomorrow (on a free points train ride!), crashing there overnight thanks to the generousity of Torgie and then going to the passport office with literally every possible legal and semi-legal document containing my name (including birth certificate) & silly Oregon “temporary” paper license. Hopefully I’ll pay a bazillion dollars and get a passport before hoping on a 2PM plane to DC with my paper driver’s license.
TL;DR: Lillian actually has a legal driving document for the first time in 6 years.