“Will this MAX take me home?”

I’m just a poor little piece of the PDX airport carpet, all lost. Do you think this red line MAX will take me home? [caption id="attachment_439" align="aligncenter" width="680"] I think this is my train…[/caption] [caption id="attachment_441" align="aligncenter" width="500"] Wait, am I PDX airport carpet or SEXY PDX airport carpet?[/caption] [caption id="attachment_440" align="aligncenter" width="638"] I’ll just run and…